Is that serious???
Personally I prefer to pull my skin back with clothespegs.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:32, archived)

Oooooooooo!
Sounds like fun.
*searches for clothespegs*
*finds bulldog clips instead*
*profits*
( Puromycin will be eating jaffa cakes on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:46, archived)