bad choice of metaphor.
I defy you not to think "hey that's pretty cool" upon receipt of said turd laden flask.
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:32, archived)

yes but imagine
for a second if you will actually needing a snapper in a flask in the first place and then getting one -
cooler than a henri winkler cryogenics kit!
( Zank Frappa and the homeless fucks!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:41, archived)