im new.. be gentle with me

Edit: took the twunting bar code off

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(S.T.P., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:52, archived)

Maybe
you should compo that?


Just a suggestion.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:53, archived)

haha
thats grand,
welcome to the cvlt, ps why does that advert have a barcode?
( The_Fiend, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:53, archived)

never you mind
stand in line for your chip implant
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:56, archived)

CHIPS!!!!
salt and vinegar please.


oh.... you mean...

THAT chip implant.

/hides
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:59, archived)

*implants*

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:04, archived)

*un implants chip*
and eats it

yumyumyum
( The_Fiend, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:06, archived)

-00.000000000000000000001cubic meters per year oxygen production
lost

gone all green for 10 seconds i dids
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:55, archived)

gentle?! best of luck with that.
we use blood and fear for lube and have all those pics of your granma you use to jerk off to.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 3:24, archived)