last text on a text from me i promise*


now to think of some proper images to do... hmm i got nothing

*may or may not actually be my last whine about the ps3... probably

edited for more truths

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(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:43, archived)

ummm
text on a pic more text

but yeah, I haven't managed to come up with anthing better yet
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)

Hot text on text action!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)

Barely legal text on XXX text action!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)

But there's only one X in that picture.
O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)

See dirty old ascii and ebcidic get down in a sexy threesome with innocent utf-8

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)

badgers
involved in clandestine bowling parties
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

HELL YES!

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)

worth every hard earned penny! :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)

is this really an onslaught against the ps3?

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)

nah not really

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)

na it's more like bitching

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)

^^ this

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)

i remember paying £500 for the original playstation when it first came out
and all you could play was battle toshinden!!
:D


( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)

but what a game it was!

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)

oh, and it overheated and died 4 times in the first year
same ol' same ol'
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)

I know someone who has left their PS3 on since launch
cos they are obsessed with the Folding@Home thing, seems it's a bit more stable than the initial batch of 360s so far.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/7055164

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)

Folding@Home:
Curing Skin Cancer by Destroying the Ozone Layer* :D

*Someone worked out leaving your PS3 on all day would cost you a small fortune on your leccy bill, and that a super computer of a similar power to 10 PS3's uses less energy. Admittedly its common sense but there you go.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)

I remember it well
kept getting knowcked off the edge of the fucking ring by that wee old guy with the giant energy ball

cunt
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)

i lost many an hour that year
to Doom death matches and wipeout tournaments,
although the snes was still heavily used (4 player bomberman)
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)

I swopped a UK Neogeo CD with 4 games
for a Jap PS1 with 2 games straight. Played fecking everything with a red drinking straw under the lid lol
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)

thats what's missing these days
red drinking straws from them cheapass cup drinks you got for 10 pence that could "chip" a console...

and they say technology is hard to understand
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

Fecking right :D
The ol' diskswop trick with a cheap red straw was the optimum requirement in the commercial market.

Now it's all chippings, firmware updates etc; tis all bollocks.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)

i used to love the tower of cartridges
you'd have to insert into the Snes to play
certain imported games
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)

I've got a US Snes with Final Fantasy 3 in storage
*waits*

Those convertors were a laff; UK game in the back, US/Jap game in the front.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:00, archived)

this always makes me chuckle.
the secret to overcoming this problem is,
don't fucking buy one!

or alternatively give it a couple of months and buy one when the next newest MUST HAVE version replaces it.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)

aids?

(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)

that could also solve the problem
but it's a bit drastic.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

could always do the offer in me profile and get one for free in a few weeks
/plug blog

*beaten to death by italian riot police*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

i still think it's remarkable
how well dressed they can make pyramid schemes these days.
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)