Might not get as much business I feel

(Chamone2 Help me get a free phone, check my profile, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)

lol!
if you are fucked enough to need ocean finance it's already too late :D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)

but, but
what if I am on a beach, right.

making 'help' signs from rocks.

and then OCEAN FINANCE sail by in a big fuck off boat?

what then?
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)

while they are enjoying their port and cigars on the boat
they point and laugh and sail on by

having first taken the beach and the rocks from you
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)

hahah
do you get a free shave though?
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)

only if the natives become pissed that you've somehow managed to lose their beach
And their rocks
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)

insane

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)

but funny
if it happens to other people
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)

haha this!

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

and your soul
if you haven;t sold it on ebay

in which case they'll take your family

and sell them as slaves

on ebay

.... wonder if ebay is the root of all evil?
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)

Must be what the 'e' stands for
It all makes sense now
( i_yam_bucket tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)

"... BUT WE ARE REAL PEOPLE YOU CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH...
... AND WE SPENT THE PROFITS OF YOUR STUPIDITY ON A FUCKING GREAT BIG YACHT TO CATCH MORE MONGS LOST AT SEA!"
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)

you should see those japanese mong fishing boats
harpoons and all kinds
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)

ha ha ha
'I'm up to my eyeball is debt and curiously enough no reputable finance company would give me the time of day... thank goodness for Ocean Finance, who gave me loads of money at an unmanageable rate and all they wanted in return was my first born child.'
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)

and your legs as a down payment

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)

which eyeball, left or right?

(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)

I only have one
in the middle
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)

... AND MY SOUL!
... and a goat!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)

CUNT
i was gonna do that
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:54, archived)

that's a little uncalled for...
you UTTER UTTER MINGEBISCUIT!

:D
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)

You're fanny pus.

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)

Just give 'em a go!
Here, have a repost:


( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)

\o/
yay ... I ... hate... that... woman
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)

would, tho

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)

she'd come to pieces in your hands
like so much deceipt wrapped in crepe paper
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

see
now you are just trying to turn me on
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)