lol!
if you are fucked enough to need ocean finance it's already too late :D
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)

but, but
what if I am on a beach, right.

making 'help' signs from rocks.

and then OCEAN FINANCE sail by in a big fuck off boat?

what then?
(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:53, archived)

while they are enjoying their port and cigars on the boat
they point and laugh and sail on by

having first taken the beach and the rocks from you
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)

hahah
do you get a free shave though?
( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)

only if the natives become pissed that you've somehow managed to lose their beach
And their rocks
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:57, archived)

insane

( bilbobarneybobs hello Jessica!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)

but funny
if it happens to other people
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)

haha this!

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)