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( Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

I kinda liked it...
but you're right. It's still bloody Marmite.
( Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

hmm
"bloody marmite"

one way to describe an unfortunate mishap
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

eurgh!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

would sound good on ER
'he's got a ruptured marmite! its all bloody!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

20 CCs OF TOATS, STAT!

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)

its not even that
weaker taste, tastes nothing of guiness and gives me the bad shits for some reason
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

haha

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

marmite guiness?
what what what????

does this actually exist?
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

yes

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

Yup
But 300,000 jars flew off of the shelves almost as soon as they went on sale.

(although I'm told Waitrose is the place to look, if you want some)
( Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

It was limited edition but MOR ONS had loads
Going for a fiver now on ebay - dagnammit!

/Although I'd be more tempted by these gorgeous items:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/MARMITE-drop-Earrings-UniQuE-ReTro-PuNk_W0QQitemZ170095617462QQcategoryZ50647QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

Cor, how unique, retro, and punk.

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)

I couldn't tell much of a difference
maybe a bit less salty.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahahaha
should i comp this?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

may as well

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)

makes my tongue all tingly....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha YUM

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)

the 100% vegetarian note
is conspicuous by it's absence on these new jars
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)

traces of leprechaun

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)