hmm
"bloody marmite"

one way to describe an unfortunate mishap
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

eurgh!

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

would sound good on ER
'he's got a ruptured marmite! its all bloody!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

20 CCs OF TOATS, STAT!

(The Alchemist colloquy with you on the odd probity of tricycles?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)