Im not bitter...


*My god - I didn't realise what a festering boil of pus I was lancing - ouch! I wish I'd kept my trap shut...


( Vulthoom, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)

frsh from the oven

i loved the prototype PS3 controller, it's like a double ended dildo :D
they spent so much time and money and still couldn't better the original PS1 pad
and then they panicked about the Wii, removed the rumble pack
and added tilt sensitivity

i still want one though :)
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)

rumble was removed
because Sony and Microsoft were sued for copyright infringement.

Motion sensing had been in since before Wii was unveiled.

/game geek blog
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)

i know why they removed it
the only longer running law suit is the sega/ multiple camera angle debate

adding tilt sensitivity was still an after though
and a bad one at that
the pad feels too light now, and i don't want accidental leanage to affect my game...
:D
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)

I love the sploshing of water about in Blast Factor
it's simple but so cool. And Flow is quite nice with the tilt control.

What's the SEGA camera thing about?
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)

what was the 3d racer they made before daytona?
with the F1 cars?

anyway, this was the first game that let you change camera view
whilst playing, and since then Sega have been trying to sue everyone
whose used a movable camera since

all this legal wranglng kills the industry
did you know there are certain companies set up for the sole purpose
of securing game ideas without the intent of creating them
they just wait untill someone else comes up with the idea
and then they sue
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)

you mean Microsoft?

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)

yes
it is mainly the americans

and you're still wrong about Halo :D
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

The game was
Virtua Racing! an awesome game at obviously everyones forgotten! lol
(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Of course Sega are suing whenever they get the chance.
Poor bastards are bankrupt!
They had to sell Sonic, it's not right.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:16, archived)

oh yeah
that's why the motion sensor isn't actually on the circuit board, but soldered on as an afterthought?

i'm all for shouting out the ps3's good points, but pretending sixaxis is something other than a paniced reaction to the wii smacks of fanboyism. :)
( fross Read your email on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)

hahahaha
I DID want one.... but not anymore, as the game offerings so far look crap. I'll see what the situation is like nearer Christmas before I think about buying one. And I'll probably just end up buying a 360 solely to play GTA4 on :D
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)

by christmas
the 360 elite will be here
same as before but with true HDMI output
and a 120gig hard drive

i'm still sticking with my PS2
till the truely triple A titles start arriving
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)

and it will cost the same as a PS3 but without the disc (BluRay or HD DVD) player
Definitely hang on to the PS2 though for God of War 2 - Best game ever, ever is my expectation ;D
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)

^ this
considering digging out my ps2 for that
( fross Read your email on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

i'm looking forward to it
and portable ops on the PSP

the only two games lighting my fire at the mo
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

^this^

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)

I only care about GTA4 to be honest. I will buy the cheapest console available that will feature it
...and that certainly aint gonna be the PS3
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)

i'll just save my pennies
and buy them all like i usually do
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)

haha I used to do that. Thesedays new console technology really doesn't excite me like it used to
viva retro gaming!
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)

with a 360 you can also download the revamped jetpac
which is almost worth buying the console for :D
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

it's not being developed specifically for the ps3, as the ps3 is so new
xbox360 & pc, my good friend
( Skulls, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

I read in a rockstar interview that it was going to be a simultanious release on both 360 and PS3

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

haha!
i've got digging to do tomorrow :(
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)

how deep
?
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)

between 7 and 10 inches.

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)

don't exaggerate
you'll be 3 to 5 inches at best
( new_matt, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)

3 feet deep like a dead midget

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)

oooh for fuck sake stop bitching about it

get over it already..fucking 360 fanboys piss me off
( prodigy69, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)

Are they any good?

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)

yes
fucking awesome

and this is only the beginning!
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)

yes..yes!..and thrice yes! :)

( prodigy69, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)

But so expensive :(

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)

yup took me a while to get the money..but I love eet :)

( prodigy69, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)

he said piss
not suck ;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)

^
this

please
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)

Playstations
are much better than x-box's
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)

Betamax was better than VHS
it's all about what you can do with the power
once you've invested.....

and a true gamer knows good games know no platform
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

I'm not advertising any console here FFS
I just want this to fucking stop right now
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)

Ouch!
Must have been an expensive mistake.....
edit/ I have no desire to give Mr Gates more dosh
I am a technology slag - if it was better than the 360 I would buy it!
( Vulthoom, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)

yes
he should have bought a Wii with the technical prowess of an XBox1 or a 360 which has no idea which data format it should be using so is going to try and sell two external drives for £200 each just in case.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)

My XBox has the technical prowess of an XBox1
But Crimson Skies is still brilliant, and it ran the whole of Half Life 2.
( joefish Not lost, Not lost, Just in this cupboard..., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

expensive mistake.....please fuck off now.
wah wah wah it's sooo much money wah wah wah

you bore me!
( prodigy69, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)

You all fucking bore me!
Damn console-loving mungbuckets.
(Bumsmells, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

being a 'fanboy' of any kind is really a bit silly
Gimme my megadrive anyday.
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)

I just get pissed off at all this 'it's so much money..it won't last long'
It's dull, lame and so very tired

and yes megadrive pwned


*cue nintendo fanboys*
( prodigy69, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)

personally.....
I've got a PSP playing Megadrive, SNES, NES and GBA not a prob :D
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)

DS, SNES, NES, Gamecube, PS2, GBA
they keep me interested
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

i had the megadrive/32x/mega cd combo
5 foot tall ftw
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)

Snatcher
now that was a wicked game
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

mate, i love you and your work
but the fact that you keep using the term fanboy pisses me off. you bloody digger.
( Double 2 microwaved foods give you cancer!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)

haha

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)