Ok, it's still text on a picture


but my heads fucked this morning
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)

Haha, the line about trilbys makes this.

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)

^This

( NinjaBadger is stealing next door's wireless at the moment, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)

NOOOOOooooooOOOooo
(woo)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)

You were a waitress
in a dream I had last night.

Weird.
( Jago Laurens, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)

Errrr.....hehehe
I don't know whether to be happy or sad there so instead...

Would you like chips with that?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

Actually
I think I'll have the mustard and chive mash.

Ta
( Jago Laurens, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

Sorry we only have smash with gravy

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)

Fucksocks!
Pikey smash? I'm in the wrong restaurant.

*leaves*
( Jago Laurens, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

*calls rozzers*
You didn't pay you tea leaf!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

*assults waitress*
*runs*
*feels guilty*
*turns self in to rozzers*
*gets bummed in the cells*
( Jago Laurens, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)

fecking zombies, the lotta them!
lol
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)

i knew it!!!!
*loads blunderbuss*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)

pfft!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)

...are you loading it with Flying Pirahna Fish...
With Drill Teeth and wasps in their mouths?

Only Effective weapon against Kittens in Trilbys...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)

and a few flaming hammer firing hammers

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)

...it's the only way to be sure...
(Since we can't nuke the installation from Orbit)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

Awww.. I'd let 'em...
...But I'd knock their Trilbys off with a catapult...

'Cos I'm a dead shot with a catty...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)

Haha, it's true
*throws cat off desk*
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)

that's quite an effort
woo!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)

I feel a filk coming on
So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
When they said to drown my cat
But today the RSPCA
Have now put down my cat

Now laughing friends deride
Scars I cannot hide
And my painful cries
What an awful surprise -
Cats will eat your eyes


To the tune of "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" - yes, I really am that old
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)