the new box is rubbish
you can't stamp on it causing the lid to shoot off like you could with the tubes :(
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

you can't?
that's shit
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

Y'What....?
Boycott Nestle.. Again...

(Can you still take one end of and fire the caps like a pea shooter?)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

there are no caps
it's just a built in cardboard lid
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

That is a crime against Children....
Fucking Nestle...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

When I used to buy Smarties it felt like I was buying a weapon
which just happened to be filled with chocolates.
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

And you can't put them on your cat's legs
to make it walk like a robot*


*only funny Jimmy Carr joke ever
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

This ^

(Bumsmells, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

Yeah!
And who the hell wants to go into a shop and say, "Hi, I'd like a hexagonal prism of smarties, please."
"You mean a tube, mate?"
"Does it look like a tube you utter blend?"
"Yeah..."
"And that is precisely why you work in a fucking corner shop."
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)