Hahahahahaha
Fantastic: my favourite so far...

Its like shaving adverts where they're already shaved, spot cream adverts when they've got clear skin.... and wrinkle cream adverts when they've already had 10 facelifts!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)

...I Like the anti Aging ads where all the people are clearly in their early 20's...
Or the Just for men Ads where they're all college Boys dressed up as City Gents...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

^that^
I love all those ads where the woman is supposedly not wearing make-up...
knowing how much make-up is actually put on to achieve the clean look *rolleyes*
(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

Or how much airbrushing is required
Or how much they spend as a model on personal stylists and beauticians per month.

bloody idiots.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)

and those mascara adverts...
where it's so obvious that she has false lashes

/studied to be a make-up artist
(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)