um bongo

EDIT: Damn, I forgot Zaire
( St3cks, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

genius
that's a click!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

Did you know that they have had to change their advertising?
Trading standards have upheld complaints that Um Bongo is, in fact, not available in the Congo and that suggesting that it is may be falsely improving the product in the eyes of some consumers.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:31, archived)

Not true
You can even download the song from the Um Bongo web site.
(OwlofDoom is new around here, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

hooray for the um bongo song!

( Wortal Mombat - Whistling Dixie, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

Um Bongo
I spent a couple of days in Congo last November trying to buy a carton out there. :^( They didn't know what it was despite me singing the song to several people...
(travellingsteve, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

Heheheheh clever clever!
*le clic*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

the Democratic Republic of the Congo

Romford
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)

Haha!
Superb!
( NinjaBadger is almost there...then Holiday and funtimes! Yay!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)

hahaha
they'll have to change that advert every 2 weeks :D
( Jeccy Got Free DS and XB360, see profile :D, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

hahaha aceness!
*clicks*
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

Very good, though in this case I think "The Congo" refers to the Congo river basin and not Congo as a country.
/gets poke proof coat
( Count Vanderhoff googlewhack for "cunt him in the fuck recordings", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

Everyone - Poke the pedant!
*Poke*
( NinjaBadger is almost there...then Holiday and funtimes! Yay!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

this should be the punishment for all pedants
mass-poking

*joins with the poking*
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

cor mass poking!
*lubes up*
( Count Vanderhoff googlewhack for "cunt him in the fuck recordings", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)

um basin
um basin

you fill it up with raisin
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha
king of drinks
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

Peoples Very very very Democratic Republic of Congo
Love the names some places give themselves...
'The Gloriously Magnificent and Very Very Democratic (Honest Guv) Peoples democratic and Mighty and did we mention democratic Republic of >Insert name here<'
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)

Idi Amins title was my favourite
His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

such a murdering bastard needs a grand title

(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)

Mental.. but a sense of Style...
*Awards self with the Title.. Protector of all the planets in the Galaxy and Grand Marshall of the Templaric Holy Order of the Phoenix*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

*bows before you*
*ties your shoelaces together*
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

*Falls*
*Pretends I meant to do it*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

That is
100% truth
(lord retchington spleen, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:33, archived)

has there ever been a country with 'democratic' in the title
that has been?
( plentyofants "jermarie luna", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)

heh Heh...
Like Mcdonalds 'Healthy Options'
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)

"Coup free since last Wednesday"

( Count Vanderhoff googlewhack for "cunt him in the fuck recordings", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

Hahaha

( mediocre Before it was dick paint, it was horse paint, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

haahahaha

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)

hahaha
genius
( Mushroom, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

Now added

(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

Having actually BEEN to the Congo
I can out this advertising claim as the most outrageous lie.

They are HUGE on Vimto, mind you.
( Scaryduck - more of this filth at www.scaryduck.com, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)

well
it IS supposed to be an aphrodisiac
( Wortal Mombat - Whistling Dixie, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)