tummy upsets
missing limbs
:D
great stuff, I'm drinking some right now :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
by a wide margin.
coffee - causes necrophilia
water - makes you blind
booze - makes you infertile
fizzy pop - rots your bones
irn bru - cures a hangover and rots your bones
tea - bestows the drinker with super human powers, +4 charisma, the ability to fly and melt underwear with their eyes. WINNAH!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

