tea is the best of all drinks
by a wide margin.

coffee - causes necrophilia
water - makes you blind
booze - makes you infertile
fizzy pop - rots your bones
irn bru - cures a hangover and rots your bones

tea - bestows the drinker with super human powers, +4 charisma, the ability to fly and melt underwear with their eyes. WINNAH!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

oooh.. *Looks Down*...
*Melts own undies*
Bugger!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)