(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

not entirely true
using normal soap makes me look like i've got some sort of skin disease
i'm a gentle soul :D
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)

hmmm
and you're 100% sure you're not using a block of lard instead of soap by accident?
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

ahh....!
my mistake

carry on
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)

Using evil Dove soap instead of normal soap makes my skin all icky..
it differs
(syllopsium, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)

But it's nice soap :-)

( NinjaBadger is stealing next door's wireless at the moment, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)

surely the moisturising cream is not soap at all?
uh oh *dons poke proof coat again*
( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)