Meh!

( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

LOL!
MEGAGIGABYTE DRIVE!
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

TLAs?

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

Three Letter Acronyms
( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

OFFS

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

^that

( Ril3y Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

U R n0t teh l33t

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

does anyone remember that picture of the road
markings saying all turn leet???
( Ril3y Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

well done in passing your english entrance exam
i'm sure you will enjoy being a part of the team

/PC World HR Dept.
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

You got an F?
That's better than a pass
/PC World Management Team
( Puromycin has a serious case of the munchies, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

So true
I always twitch when I see those adverts for a system with Windows Vista, a long dead budget CPU and 512MB RAM. That sort of configuration that can just about load MSOffice by leaning on the Virtual Ram a lot.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

yay
this one has a super internal USB hard drive accelerator in it!!!

And plenty of memory in the cd drive!
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

More like:
Woman Customer : "Hi! I'm here to pick up the ultrafast ethernet-SAN blade server I ordered so conveniently online!"

Employee: "Yes, here it is, and it will make your documents better with its 20 jigawatt Blue-Ray quantum field transistor technology"

Woman Customer : "LOL, thanks!"

PEEEE-CEEE-WORLD!
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

Better still is that it seems to try to target retarded females who think it's empowering to see a woman shout, "Come on, it's over here!" at what appears to be a significant other and then exchange 'typical' looks with the patronising female shop assistant. He didn't look in your direction or listen to shop bullshit so you called him! Score one for equal rights!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

it's almost as sexist as that scotish beef advert
:D
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

Can't say I've seen those but sexism and stupidity do seem pretty big tools of the advertising industry

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)

SOLD!

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

they may be shite
but they are nuclear physics geniuses compared to comet

go in there and it's like they've tapped into the source of the mystical shit fountain of the ancients
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)