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( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)

No wonder the post is so shit then
wasting your time on here instead of posting my letters

;)
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

well
it is my day off!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

hurumph....

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)

Oh cheer up.
It's Friday.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

it's fake friday!!
WOO!

and we get a fake sunday as well!
HOOPLAH!!

i'm gonna get drunk and stay drunk :D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

Sounds like a plan

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

oooh - bad lad
you should be in church celebrating the glorious death of our saviour Jesus Christ
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

i fail to see the connection
between chocolate and death
and i'm still confused as to where the bunny rabbits fit into all of this...?

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)

Pagan fertility
The hare - a noble beast - was a symbol of spring (hares boxing, etc). Over time he got reduced to a bunny.

Chocolate eggz came from somewhere Scandiwegian, prolly, but the eggs obviousy are another fertility symbol/sign of spring.
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

Hippy...

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

saturday*

(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

actually Fridays are the worst days for us,
they are the busiest.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

It's *always* a day off for the post office
The Post Office is forever going on about money situations. Here's a thought: Your shops close mid day Saturday and don't open again until Monday and your thieving cunt employees stole my passport and original birth certificate! Maybe THAT's your problem?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

I deliver mail
I don't work in the post offices!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)

Oh, nonono
wasn't aimed at you generally. I understand that you're not exactly responsible for the mess.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

Hehe!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

then why do i keep getting mail
from a guy that moved out 5 months ago??

:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

from him?
possibly because he's sending it... :p
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

*re-reads*
ah.....
you got me there
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

so it should be;
'we know where you lived'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)

yeah
it's not our fault really, we just deliver to addresses.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)

so you are a dirty liar!!!
you don't know where i live!
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)

we know where you lived last summer
now we're not so sure...
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

haha

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)

*PFFFFFFT*

(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)

oh no!!
*locks doors*
*loads blunderbuss*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)

No
you don't
(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

Blimey
. .
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(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

no they don't!
that's one thing I'm sure of
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)