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( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)

For some reason I'd really do her.
Don't know why. Maybe green gilets turn me on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)

I think that goes for most of us

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)

keep the bodywarmer, lose the rest...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)

ha ha
this
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)

I like the yellow trainers

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

but you can't suck her toes then....
urg! made myself retch...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

and I thought I was weird...
At least I don't want to suck the manky old toes of some bottle blonde loan sharking whore of babylon...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

maybe she's a really dirty mechanic
and is just waiting to get oiled up?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)

Maybe you go for the cheerful but vacant look?
:D
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)

thats me out then...
*miserable and intelligent.*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)

Nah, otherwise the girls in the local Morrisons'd have all been captained by now.
I swear it's wonderful in there, all the little worker ants are awfully thick, but absolutely lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)

Morrisons uniforms are the nastiest supermarket uniforms
Burgundy? Come off it!
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

Are sainsbury's still orange and blue, with a bit of brown thrown in?
That'd do it for me. Boke city.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

like in wetherspoons pubs....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

:D
'what ales do you have?'
'Carlsberg, fosters....'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Much like drinking gravy.

(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Dip toast in it.
Fuck yeah.


Or prawn crackers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Chilli dipping sauce with your prawn crackers?
No fuck that, I'll just have a pint of bisto, and make it lumpy.
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)

Yes
Hmmmm.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4528162.stm

Apparently they went bust in 2005.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Pope John Peel is dead in the thames?!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)

It's scary what terrible loan deals people sign up to
*shiver*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)

i'll loan you a tenner but over 10 years you'll pay me back £31785

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

OMG!!!
you're positively giving it away!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)