apologies for crapness

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

I don't drink lagar so i couldn't say...

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

what about lager?
All beer is piss.
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

I'm a strongbow man....

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

You are wrong.
You must drink Black Rat.

And let that be the end of the matter.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

black rat?
never heard of it.
i like scrumpy but it kind of makes me violent....
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

cloudy black rat!
mmmmm
( naD, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

well do you have a
WKD side???
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

I'm afraid i do...
not the iron brew one tho. that tastes shite...
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

no
but I have a 'disgusted that booze, the most harmful of drugs, is sold to kids in bright blue bottles' side.
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

*narrows eyes*
PAEDO!
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

it is known as
girlsberg round our way
( Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Hahaha
Is that deliberate or just a peculiarity of the Fenland accent?
( in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

you're more a friend auntie
www.b3ta.com/board/7056332
=)
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)

That's good
means I can shag your mum and your dad and uncle Dave and it won't be incest.

Woo!
( in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)

eh?
what about me?!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)

That would be paedophilia, surely?
But yeah, OK :)
( in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

woohoo!
*shags*
*done*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)

Phew!
didn't feel a thing!
( in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)

zzzzzzzz-ha! wassat?mfhw hszzzzzzzzzzz

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

Then this is for you then:P

( riverghost has no signature, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

I hate alcohol that doesn't taste of alcohol

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

what do you drink then Doris?
you'd better say Mild or Stout or Heavy or Ale or Mead or Porter or something other than Smirnoff Ice or my perception of you will be shattered.
(Prof UnderCover warning: may cause emotional attachment, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

I like their nightclubs

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

Their nightclubs would be rubbish
Everytime someone goes to the bar the music stops. It'd be like clubbing and playing musical chairs at the same time
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

Yeah
And you could tell the difference between the bar tap and the urinal.
( riverghost has no signature, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

all beer/lager tastes of piss
i learnt this at the tender age of 13
and have spent the rest of my life trying to convince myself otherwise
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

were you 13 when you first tried beer
or piss?
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

maybe it was the first time someone pissed in his beer

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

I spent last night getting pissed on Dark Mild
£1.20 a pint. Who gives a fuck at that price? I certainly did this morning.
/dry heaves
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

^ this this this
DARK MILD FTW
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

the only 3 that I really genuinely like the taste of are
Hoegaarden
Corona
Red Stripe

anything else is just 'ok'
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

Whats the best drink in the world?
probably?
edit : besides tea ovbiously
( SkUG loves hammertime, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

H2O
followed by boobie milk.
( Carlossus Issuing threads of reproductive mucus since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)

ahh
whats next on the list?
( SkUG loves hammertime, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

Probably 1/2 a Macdonalds chocolate shake.
(made from the above)
( Carlossus Issuing threads of reproductive mucus since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

if i ever venture past a maccy d (pfft chav central) thats the only thing i'd eat out of there...
and about 2 hours later i'd be regretting it
( SkUG loves hammertime, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)

"That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)