all beer/lager tastes of piss
i learnt this at the tender age of 13
and have spent the rest of my life trying to convince myself otherwise
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

were you 13 when you first tried beer
or piss?
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

maybe it was the first time someone pissed in his beer

( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

I spent last night getting pissed on Dark Mild
£1.20 a pint. Who gives a fuck at that price? I certainly did this morning.
/dry heaves
( Smallbrainfield Total first pint refreshment sucks, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

^ this this this
DARK MILD FTW
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

the only 3 that I really genuinely like the taste of are
Hoegaarden
Corona
Red Stripe

anything else is just 'ok'
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)