BUKKAKE PLEASE

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

BADGER POWER
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( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

can I BORROW a PITCHFORK please?

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

Dear Mr Mugatu
Why is it that this easy-to-understand request is either ignored by everyone I shout it at, or is met with a swift punch to my ladyknackers?

Yours lovingly,

Captain Wowzer.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

Dear Captain
Send the request my way... i'll happily oblige.

Yours enticingly

Mugatu
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

*offers assistance*

( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

TAG TEAM!

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Dear Mr Mugatu
Thank you for your swift reply. I would now like to issue the request 'BUKKAKE PLEASE' to your good self.

Yours hopefully

Captain Wow (deceased)



*raises eye shield*
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

*Obliges*
..wait - not quite finished yet


*hnnnnnnng!*


Ok that's about all I can muster.
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

Greetings Cap'n!
*handseats*

Long time no see - you well?
( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

*perches*
Hello lovely!

I'm all good ta, just been a busy kitty! Yourself?
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

I'm not bad cheers.
Looking forward to time off work for Easter \o/
( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)