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( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

Bleeeeeeeeurgh!

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

Ah see I told you whatever they put in that stuff wasn't that bad.


Woo!
*click*
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

That's icky!
Sorry to threadjack...
Quick repost for the compo...

Click for animated goodness.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahahah *high fives*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

*goes down low*

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

You want to be careful
he's Welsh, you know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

I'LL DO YOU!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

*checks the Captains profile*
Me too!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

*checks my profile*
PHWOAR

Why did nobody tell me I'm this fine?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

you look like a shouty bloke to me

( mictoboy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

No that's you
Stop looking in the bathroom mirror when I bum you. I've told you, head down the toilet and no talking. Bitch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

Promises, promises.
Talk welsh to me and I might let you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

*gets 'welsh for dummies' book from from the library*
I'll see you in about a month or so
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

I may not be alive in a month!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

well, would you believe me if I said I only speak welsh when I'm on the vinegar strokes?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Everyone does.
There are no vowels in the language of 'almost there'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'M ARRIVING!!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Well, you're keen - we've only just met...
*zzzzips*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

I'm more one for the lurkage...
But when in... ahh... where am I?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

This^!!!!!
hahahaha
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

RIS?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

click it and it's an animated gif :)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Ah!
Haha - although after all that I've seen it before =D
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

I did say it was a repost.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

And a fucking massive one at that.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

YOU NEED TO CLICK FOR ANIMATEY GOODNESS
/fuckingbastardsshittycapslock
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

You need a program like the one I use.
It forces caps lock when you go into it, so you never ACCIDENTALLY SHOUT AT SOMEONE \o/
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

the app that needs it is steam powered
so it won't do anything as clever as that
( mictoboy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

So's mine.
Mind you, so's the new one we're getting.

We had an issues meeting yesterday. It seems to me like the equivalent of buying a new car and finding out that you can use the stereo, or the engine, but not both together.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

how do you high five
with a headdobber?
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Like this...
*demonstrates*

Oh, sorry... did you need that eye?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

only for pissing out of

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

hahahahaha
that's brilliant. Send it to microso..no wait don't.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

haha
mac mouses have a clitoris rather than a scroll wheel. i'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing :)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Its a NIPPLE
Get it right.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

You must have tiny nipples.

(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Don't most boys?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

My nipples are bigger than the scroll wheel on a Mac.
Hairier too.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Do they have functions?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

birthdays, weddings bah mitzvah
that sort of thing?
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

:D
Proper lol.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

*drops monocle*

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Clitoris derives from Klitoris (sp?), ancient Greek for 'little hill'
Which begs the question of what they called it before.

I'm betting hotchabuttton.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

clit wasn't invented before then LOLZ

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Then neither was willy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

watch The Last Mimsy
it is a history of the ladyparts*

*may not be
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Heehee!
That's brill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha

(Twilight Fox thinks you need a new one, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

that is ace sir

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

hahahaha brill!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Thats fucking ace!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:25, archived)

perfect
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

You Sir
Got yourself a clicky

That was awesome
( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

Well I'm a mac
and my machine's so well built I can kick my machine really hard without breaking it.

so there

*calls ambulance*
( johnselekta turd at work, get paid for it, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

my pc works just fine
it doesn't make me want to kick it
:ŹD
( Lord of Teh 9 4 Hats, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 19:41, archived)

This is top.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)