I'LL DO YOU!

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

*checks the Captains profile*
Me too!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

*checks my profile*
PHWOAR

Why did nobody tell me I'm this fine?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

you look like a shouty bloke to me

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

No that's you
Stop looking in the bathroom mirror when I bum you. I've told you, head down the toilet and no talking. Bitch.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

Promises, promises.
Talk welsh to me and I might let you.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

*gets 'welsh for dummies' book from from the library*
I'll see you in about a month or so
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

I may not be alive in a month!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

well, would you believe me if I said I only speak welsh when I'm on the vinegar strokes?

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Everyone does.
There are no vowels in the language of 'almost there'
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'M ARRIVING!!

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)