I have eczema like it aint no thing
also - I'm not baptised so I'll never get past the first level of hell, the one for virtuous heathens
(Prof UnderCover warning: may cause emotional attachment, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

something which has always puzzed me is,
if you have to have believed in Jesus to get into Christian Heaven... what about all the millions of people who died BEFORE Jesus even existed, they're screwed and it's not even remotely their fault. I know a lot of other stuff makes little sense too, but it always struck me as pretty unfair.
(Prof UnderCover warning: may cause emotional attachment, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Look at the link below
It's not just about believing in Jesus

There's lots of stuff you have to do in order to get into heaven

Some of it contradicts other parts
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)