because ugly fat birds need skincare too.

(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha





*bokes*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

haha
true.

the poster campaign with the tick boxes was abused so very quickly on the underground.
( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

No surprise there then =)

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

Haha, oh my.
Nice y-frontage =D
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

n t
( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

I watched NMTB with Vanessa on last night
how I laughed at her misfortune.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

ooh
missed it.
I always seem to.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

I watched it on alluc.org

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

will check it out
.
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

it will ruin any chance of you getting any work done ever again
:D Huzzah!
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

She was on never mind the full stops last night.
Love that show.

Hate the fucking numpty that presents it. Loves the sound of his own voice far too much.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

Perfect replacement for Lamar then

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

No, that's never mind the buzzcocks.
Different program. Hence the different words in the title.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

if you wasn't so subtle....
=D
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

I'm subtle like a big walrus
scraping his grimy tusk along his walrussy wife's teat
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

*imagines*
you win this round captain......
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

Whilst Dancing on the sealion?

(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

Lionel Ritfish?
Couldn't think of any actual fish type things, sorry.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Pfft!
And mmmnnnnng

Also, yes he IS annoying
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

So what dress size do you consider the start of being fat?
Seriously, I'd love to know.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

anything above zero

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

i do love that the argument against size zero models can be in the same paper as an article whinging about obesity

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

AUTOBOTS CONFORM!

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

Fucking This ^^
basically

:/
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

I think we're all too scared to answer.

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

hehe
quite right too ... one wrong word and I'll bloody sit* on yer ;)

*and that's some powerful sit I can tell you!
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

*first in queue*

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

*sits*
*WHA-DUMFFFFFFFF!!*

hmmm .... oddly shaped chair ...

*shrugs*
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

*wriggles*

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

i think you're phat
*huggles*
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

I'm da bomb, yo.
If I were thinner, my tits would be smaller. Nuff said.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

and who would want that to happen?!

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Its all relative
I'd much rather be with someone who was happy and comfortable with their size than someone who was thin and miserable - that goes for friends in general too.
( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

I like women with curves. Womanly curves.
*fwaps self to sleep*
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

*crawls into mug's bed ~ snuggles*

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

haha! you need better moobs if you want to get in to bed with me sonny!

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

true, very true
curves are what makes a woman
( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

Vaginas help.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

*licks*
tastes like prawn...
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

can your vagina help?

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

It's very busy, have you got an appointment?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

i thought i could just pop in
*goes away disappointed*
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

We need references!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

of course I do

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

For some ungodly reason
This just made me think of a cute cartoon twat doing the washing up
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

depends on what you need help with

( Dr. Strange Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

When there's too much for them to carry
and there's bulging in the wrong places.
( Cadmus Fight teh bad AIDS (see profile), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

cripes!

( GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

LIES!!!
You'd do 'em all - together!
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

cor what a mans man!!
teach me your secrets!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

beginning to feel ill
!
(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

if they'd have me!!

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

I can get you in with the black bird and Feltz
the other two like em BIG
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

ok - i'll just take Feltz. Don't like the look of the teeth on the other one

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

double bagger
5) Profit
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

hahaha *high fives*

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Am I the only one who doesn't get this?
I mean, the girls in the ad aren't fat.

And they aren't hideous either.

I think the dove adverts are getting a bit self satisfied and condescending - is that what you were going for?
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

yes, that's right, dear.

(Hericane a magical darkness lingers here, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

arf

( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

Hericane
Haha!
(Dingo21 killing hippos on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)