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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

I hate Bernard Manning.
sorry, woo!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

turkeyham
*boke.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)

yum!




( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

Ohh
the punnage!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)

I haven't even
read this yet but I know it's cracking...
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

Arf!
and woo!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

thats it get those stats up by replying to yourself!
cheater
=)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)

why don't you just tell us all the story of the lampton worm?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)

once apon a time, there was the lampton worm
and a bird ate 'im.
the end.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

hell no bitch
Lord Lampton had to cut it into 3 halves.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)

whats the lampton worm?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Woorm
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/legends/lampton_worm.html
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)

the daft twats, they could have been immortals if they'd only spend their whole lives in bed

( mictoboy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)

oh, that old ditty.
:/
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)

MINCY SOUTHERNER!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)

hahahaha!
Yes ok I realised straight away I should have used the Edit option! *honest guv*
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)

hahaha don't panic
(its how i get to number 1 on the stats board)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)

Self love!
Textual masturbation!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)

The best way to go

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)

WHEN I THINK OF YOU! WOAH! I TOUCH MYSELF

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)

that's nice dear
but put your pants back on, we're in the frozen foods aisle.
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

when i think about myself i touch you

( mictoboy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)

oh you're so narcissistic
*snogs*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

'Tex'
perhaps? ;)
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)

Yaaay
Good old Bernard. Despite not understanding how to perfectly slice oval shapes from a turkey breast, I do enjoy those slices.

Weird grissly bits as well. YUM!
(Dinky ~ :3, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)