*puffs away*

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)

It's still completely pointless and gay though.
/non smoker blog
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

You wish you could look this cool.
Pfft, I may quit this year.

May not.

Depends on how stubborn I am.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

we look big and cool !
AND CLEVER !
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

^this
depends on how cool i look as well though.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

I quit every year...

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

I used to look cool
now I look even cooler by being able to bound up stairs without the need to be defibrilated at the top

/smug-cunt
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

cool people DO NOT BOUND
nuff said....
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha
^this
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

b-b-b-but I do a twirl and a back-kick n everything!
*sulks*
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

Unless they're bounders like Terry Thomas.
I don't bound. I shimmy a lot.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

I play footy three times a week
and smoke 15-20 a day.

/I'm so cool it's kind of a bit sad

*cries*

I should cut down.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

I'm so cool
i'm already dead! Now thats cool! *remembers Pete n Dudd cancer sketch.. 'I've got cancer of life, well i've got cancer of the whole fucking universe me mate..'*
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

I know someone's going to kill me for this
But the whole Peter Cook and Dudley Moore thing.... I've only heard one tape of it that my ex had and it just seemed like two idiots that thought it was amazingly funny to swear. Like the lads used to do in primary school.


Sorry all.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:12, archived)

Probably about
sums it up!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)

yeh
they were sometimes like that. bear in mind, they were drunk a lot and peter cook was determined to say "cunt" on the radio.

Their truly great stuff was before they started losing the plot entirely.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)

I quit every night
for an average of 8 hours
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

Haha!
Doing stuff that is hard is cool: doing motorbike stunts for example.

Any idiot can set fire to things and inhale the smoke.
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)

Non smokers can't
All that coughing, and mincing about asking for a glass of water.

:D
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

If I could smoke when I was 15 I'm sure I could do it now.
But my slightly more developed brain has now convinced me that it's actually a really shit idea.
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

You're right.
But I'm only going to stop when everyone stops badgering me about it.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

I apologise.
But likewise, I only get arsey about it when smokers get all defensive. Its a vicious circle.
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

And I only get jokingly defensive.
I know it's a bit anti social.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)

ow, my eyes my eyes
ha ha!
wimps
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

I do that still.
I can't work out how to play pool with it in my mouth and not get it all in my eyes.

Considering I've been smoking for so long, you'd think I'd be better at it.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

it's all about breathing out through your nose
:D
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

Oh I hate that though.
I always get a weird taste.

I think you, Emvee, Sausage bird and I should have a b3ta stoner meet you know.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)

I think he means breathing normally through your nose
to blow the smoke away from your eyes before it travels upwards and into your PUPILS!
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)

^ this ^
blowing smoke through your nose damages the fine hairs
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)

Then I end up huffing like a dragon.
I'm just incapable.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)

*capable hands...*

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)

Pah
motorcycle stunts look way cooler when done whilst smoking.

FACT.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha
yes!
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:04, archived)

Of course it's not pointless
It gives you something to do when waiting for people, and makes you look like you belong there rather than just lurking
(Alexander Graham Smell, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

that's the best argument for smoking I've ever heard!

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)

i couldn't comfortably hang outside a ladies clothes store without one!!!

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

I'll prolly see ya at the wekend then
I seem to spend most of my saturday doing just that
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

Agreed
Makes clothes shopping all the more bearable, if you can hang around outside having a snoot and sneakily* eyeing up the girls

*blatantly gawking at
(Alexander Graham Smell, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:03, archived)

*waits for public smoking ban*
*Breathes actual air*
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)

Bollocks to your actual air.
My smoky air is more expensive ergo better.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

ha ha
check out these fools

www.freedom2choose.co.uk
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

what about the buses and the cars
and the power stations?

oh, my ciggie is SUCH a polluter of the air....
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

I generally don't get buses and cars breathing smoke at me
while I'm trying to eat a pub lunch.
(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

You don't live in London then?

( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)

that's because cars dont drink
it would be dangerous.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)

they don't come inside pubs

( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)

you still had to breath it to get to the pub in the first place
i don't care
i'll be using the ban as an excuse to give up

i just can't stand all the non smoking numptys whinging
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

At the end of the day
having fag smoke blown in your face is pretty fucking disgusting.

My parents smoked for the whole time I lived in their house, and it didn't bother me.

But sometimes I meet up with a certain group of mates at the weekend, and all of them smoke. Sitting on a small table with 5 people's smoke wafting into my face is not nice. Roll on July 1st I say.
( mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

^^^^^^That
with fucking tassles and sparkly things on.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)

I do.

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:07, archived)

Must take you a while to get anywhere.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

pfft

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

*tokes*

:( i've just been given a new monitor
and now nothing looks right, all the colours are different.....
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

Have you taken it out of its packaging?
layers of bubblewrap can sometimes affect the picture quality, I've found...
( RiffRaff wouldn't, even if he could, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

:D
smart arse

i think i've got it right now
but the white still looks a little, i dunno
bluey....
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:11, archived)

so - much - language - misuse
*dies of pedantry overload*
( King Speen member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

smoking - All the pop stars are doing it!

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

Silk Cut? What are you, 65?

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)

pffft!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)