Like pellets of compressed talcum powder
matured in old ladies knickers.
( pobblepop needs more tea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)

Oh gawd...
*rolls eyes up into sockets and blasts three-metre spluff*
(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)