last night a garage saved my life


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( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)

Should have got her the pasty

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)

Fool
everyone knows the pasty isn't nearly as good as it used to be. Deep fill steak slice all the way!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahahaha!!!
'dragon food'!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:54, archived)

Someone I know ripped some flowers up from the park
and wrapped them in the paper from the kebab he ate and layed them next to his sleeping girlfriend then went to bed on the sofa downstairs.
She woke up the next morning covered in ants.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)

hahaha!!
love ants....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)

and kebab juice

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

hahahahaha
excellent!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)

Hahahaha!!
Woo!
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)

needs more spicy chicken slice
woo :)
( naD, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

you're not eds209 are you
but woo to the pic, it's funny, accurate and it gives me the facking 'orn
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)