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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:14, archived)

*punches*
I'm violent and so's my wife!

EDIT: Seems to have been a lot of booze ones today...


( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)

*raises can*
Cheers!
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)

teenage date rape juice
I'd post me pearoast. but I can't find the file :(
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

I'll just pretend I saw it then.

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)

Cool
I've just posted the best pic ever. do you like it?
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)

Text on an image lol
:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)

Its funny, I never beat people up when I drink stella
Its possible that its just a case of the majority of its drinkers are arseholes.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)

or
IT TASTES LIKE LIQUID ASH!
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)

Haha, that too.

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

nah, that's Newky Brown :)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

Well lets face it
There's no point in drinking piss water.

I never get violent when pissed.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

It's a lager
the preserve of the lower classes
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)

...really?
Some lager is gorgeous, especially on sunny summer afternoons.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)

I find it really easy to consume Fosters, Carlsberg, and '64


Edit: mmmmmm lower class
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)

Budvar?
A lower class lager?
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)

yeah more roast pea anyone.

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)

idiot,
hit her in the nose!
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

sorry.
I'll do better next time.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)

yay domestic violence
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)

I think you'll find that how she likes to leave the house
Mmm Pale Goth girls nice and skinny some with added wrist scars.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)

mmm...
she offered to model naked for me, but her boyfriend got all defensive.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)

should have watch his emo tears fall from his face when you done it anyway.

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)

they're terrifyingly emo to each other
suicidestars.deviantart.com/
somethingintheway.deviantart.com/
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

It's SO misunderstood

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)

emo?

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:42, archived)

This curious little fella..
Who is he? I always see him on here.
(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)

Brian Peppers,
use Google.
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)

Its Brewed In Gwent.

(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)

You'll need this then
Gwent helpline
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)

yeh, well....

( b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)

it was better
when it was done about 4 years ago and it was in French.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:14, archived)