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[challenge entry] I can draw shamrocks in these things

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrrr

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:24, archived)
# cheer up you fuck.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)
# he's having a go at guinness

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:28, archived)
# yeah, that's not on
and he can keep his bloody shamrocks!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:29, archived)
# yeah, i want a funking pint not a cliche

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:32, archived)
# and I'd like it at the proper fucking temperature too
thank you very much


(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:34, archived)
# But you are supposed to smile as people that are behind you in line get pissed off

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:29, archived)
# you don't smile in london pubs
they are not happy places
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:33, archived)
# i miss you mate.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:37, archived)
# i miss you dude
might be over in october, just cooking my books
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:40, archived)
# cool,
because I dare say that I wont be making it over there this year.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Oh I don't know, I just spent the last 3
Months in Hammersmith. The pubs cheered up no end. Mind you, they might have been laughing at me and not with me as I don't speak fucking Polish.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Or order before you finished your last one
Like the Irish do.
:P

EDIT: A CDC would be better.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:26, archived)
# after'nings matey
how the devil?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)
# 'ning matey.
how the devil?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:28, archived)
# not bad, just done some Charity PC Fitting for the Dog aid Society Scotland
but they insisted on paying my traveling expenses. They pay a 50p a mile, I live 79 miles away, its a round trip.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Dogs have cash?!

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:42, archived)
# truly a nation of visionarys

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I think more
double visionaries.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:29, archived)
# i do, half left, get another

(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:28, archived)
# So could I
but the customers got annoyed with me doing it with my finger!!!!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)