Arse Marks and Hat Spencers


From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(Daddy Massive, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:57, archived)

Arse, bindun sa well.

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)

BASTARDS!
Where?
Surely I would of seen it if I'd been paying attention.
I've been shouting that at the TV from the first commercial!
I demand retrospective intellectual property for arranging these four commonly used english language words in the order in which you see above.
(Daddy Massive, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:02, archived)

Yeah, but...
...the way that woman describes the food makes it seem better. She could make horse shit sound appealing.
(gamefanatic666 is gleeing over WALL.E, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:12, archived)

M&S
This might sound like it has come from the ministry of useless informations.

All the M&S food when it has a day or so left on it, is sold to staff for anything from 5p to 25P ,the fights amongst M&S staff to get at is horridness.
(derlin9753, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:18, archived)