If Government Ads Told The Truth
Er, perhaps not.


( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)

i could get hit by a bus?
fuck that I'm not crossing any damn roads
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)

It's alright
so long as you wear a condom you won't get hit by a bus. Fact.
( Ptolemy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)

^
listen to the wise man
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)

Yeah, but you're more likely to get hit if you're gay, or a drug-user.
FACT.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)

I think you'd better check your facts.

( Flowerpot Please vote: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)

I will do!
*Searches Google*
Well, Freddie Mercury is dead, and Sting is still alive. I rest my case.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:37, archived)

pfft

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)

Are you trying to claim
that Sting has never used drugs?
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:49, archived)

Just that there's no justice, I think.

( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)

Correct.
It says so here.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)

Unless you're in sub-Saharan Africa
in which case it's more common among heterosexual men and women.
( in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:38, archived)

to cross the road?


;)™
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)

Thanks...
... but as I'm currently in North Eastern Africa, the (crap) joke still stands.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)

Don't worry
sex is probably not an option for you is it?
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)

Wow, touchy board tonight isn't it?
You do know this is B3TA, home of sick humour and rampant homophobia? And please feel free to check the AIDS facts I checked here.
( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:17, archived)

BAD
AIDS!!!
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)