Not speaking from experience of course...
... I've shagged loads of birds me - but then I do wear Rohypnol deadorant


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( Guy Incognito "DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)

Make women fall at your feet!
USE PEPPER SPRAY
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)

sssh
don't let on to my secret
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

peppers spray?
ugh
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)

Brian Peppers Spray?

( drunkenoaf, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)

Lynx
smells of 'Excited but Inexperienced Adolescent' to me. Anything but Lynx.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)

some bloke walked past me today
and whilst trying to impress me with his "bird" damn near choked me to death with a cloud of the stuff...My eyes were watering for christs sake!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)

nice kitten

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)

pfft
*don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still a Geologist from the block*
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:21, archived)

arf!
Strangely enough, it's called AXE in Germany
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:23, archived)

Probably because "Lynx" sounds like the German word for "left"
So, obedient people that they are, they'd never use it under their right armpit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)

pffffft!
Also, Twix was once called "Raider" until they adopted the original name some years ago...
I just don't understand why they used a different name in the first place
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

These foreigners are crazy!

( davew27, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)