quick
first post.

(Erythrocyte .................................................., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)

I love walking round Ikea looking happy.
Really pisses the miserable bastards argueing over how many mugs they really need.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)

bet the mugs have stupid names
"Spunker mugs"

ro something
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)

Spunkbúcket
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)

with a hole in it
being carried on the head of jeanette crankie

and all the spunk is leaking out of the bucket and dribbling down her face, and a bunch of japanese midgets are doing kamikaze bukkake nosedives on top of her from a low flying B52, and they are all on fire, floating gently down to earth where they detonate with a mighty splat of guts, spunking continually
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)

oh
you've been to ikea Lakeside then.
I actually rather love it because they make superking beds I can afford.
( moogy boobles, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

they sell the best cider there
Kobbarberg, its ace, I love the pear flavoured ones. Everyone else walks out with tables and flat packed things I have Crates of Cider.
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)

kopparberg?
that stuff is wank...

strongbow is where the cider scene is at!!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)

Not a fan of cider at all
other than this Kopparberg stuff
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)

i thought
it tasted a bit watery

is it wrong for a 17 year old to be reviewing cider?

NOT a binger fyi
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)

yes it is
now go and do your homework or there will be no white lightning for you me lad.
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)

hahahaha
i laugh, but you're right, i should be revising for a-levels

fuckittt, i can always resit ;)
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

it is when you use strongbow
as your benchmark.
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

=D
any suggestions as to anything else i should use?
(as a benchmark)

im portraying myself as a right alcohlic now, i bet...

not even into drinking atm for some absurd reason
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)

I didnt start drinking 'til I was 18, really
never did the whole 'getting wankered in the park' thing.
(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

don't have the blackcurrant though
it tastes of parma violets.

Does ikea sell the rubbish, canned English brewed Kopparberg or the lovely, bottled Swedish variety?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)

unfortunately only seen the canned so far
but my local does the bottles
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

i've had the stuff outta a bottle
from a pub, not ikea
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

for some reason we brits don't brew it nearly as flavourful as the swedes

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)

s'like guiness then innit?
not that i like that nasty shit...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

Bad stout is still miles better
than a good lager
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)

i dunno...
lager is bearable, if theres not much of it, or its mixed with lots of cider

once im pissed tho, i dont care what i drink, as long as it extends the effects =D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

kopparberg do the greatest drink for people who have to drive
You can drink fuckloads of the stuff, unlike coke which makes your insides rot after 4 pints
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

IKEA is shite
and full of gay couples shopping holding hands.
( planearm, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)

so not all bad then

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)

High
fives!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

same description I'd give to b3ta actually...

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

except they're bumming each other instead of holding hands

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)

loverly!

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

Ikea CAN be fun!

( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)

is this you
pretending to be a tortoise?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

No!
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, obviously!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)