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What else are they ever used for?


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(quones, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:42, archived)

100% pure baby cotton.
squeezed from their goiters.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)

i double dare you motherfucker


woo
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)

say what one more goddamned time!
does, he, look, like, a, bitch!?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:49, archived)

You pussy
use a fucking nail, a piss covered nail.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)

Bollocks
A nail? A real man would use a screw, and drill that bitch in til he coughs blood.
(quones, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)

Isn't it the urban legend that you're not...
...supposed to put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear? Either way, wax don't come out by itself. Dems de rules.
( jonbontempi National nude day this year falls on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)