“Ladies, if men could suck their own cocks you’d be sat in the audience on your own. Looking at an empty stage.”
/Bill Hicks
( FoldsFive Started out with nothin' and got most of it left, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)

Yeah but would you swallow?
We feed our moggies tinned fish from lidl.
worryingly it's cheaper than catfood.....
( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 21:59, archived)