I'M SCARED, SOMEONE HOLD ME

( cr3 sure is cute, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)

*holds*
*fondles*
(g3ntile, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)

<?
if ($user['gender'] == 'female')) {
purr();
} else {
attack('knives');
}
?>
( cr3 sure is cute, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)

arf!

( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 7 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)