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[challenge entry] Most pointless fucking confectionary marketing ploy ever

(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# theyre so you dont feel like a fat bastard when buying one
ladies are more likely to buy them if theyre two dainty bars instead of one giant fat bastard bar.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# True
but have you ever stopped after the first one?
/must be a fat b*stard blog
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# i have a somewhat alan partridge style addiction to toblerone
but when i eat snickers the normal procedure is to eat the peanuty bit on top then the nougart. (this also applies to mars bars)
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:16, archived)
# No.
But also, i am convinced you get less snickers for your £ than you did with a king size bar. Bastids are saving millions by repackaging them for pansies ;) Bring back the king size log I say! Due to the break in the middle, the duo is absolutley no use in a tight spot when you have to jimmy-rig a bridge to shimmy across a ravine.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Aren't King Size bars banned now?
Or something. Nanny state etc.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# haha
really?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah I think so.
I blame fat cunts for that. It's not the fault of the rest of us that they don't know when to stop fucking eating.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Pfft!
When I used to buy king size bars there wasn't a cunt in the world getting any of it. Now that it's in 2 bits there's still not a cunt in the world getting any of mine.

/should be a fat bastard but isn't blog
(, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)