Ok, not strictly advertising
and apologies for the quick/dirty/get-off-chestedness of it all, but surely we should get on to Trades Descriptions about this...



I'm not sure what prompted it either...I'm concerned at my Easter Sunday wrath.

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(psimonius has EELS!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

hahaha, bless her porcine munteressness.
in other news, some fucker just tried to break into my flat!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

What did you do with the body?

( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

he got away alas...i think he might have shit himself though.
I was sat having a few quiet biftas, happily getting munted, when I heard some scratching out my locks. I thought it was my missus being cack handed, so just went up and opened the door, to see this "rabbits in headlights" expression on this lad, before he bounded off. I didn't give chase, because I was as aforementioned, munted, and in my dressing gown. Not a happy bunny though.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Haha, that sounds like the stuff of great comedy sketches

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahahaha, ning you!
hurry and get on MSN, I have more pictures of my penis to send you. :)
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Cor! Thats massive!

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

5.32 megabytes?
it's not bad....*smugs*
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Haha, dont optimise baby, i likes 'em resizeable

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Christy!
I hope they are in a world of pain.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

WMC

( Duncoffin is life., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Our landlord tried that the other day
I quickly ran around and bolted all the doors so he couldn't get in and somehow he didn't notice me doing it.
(thistle, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

I hope you cunted him in the fuck and dispose of the body without anyone knowing it
fucking scum damn it!!

oh, and 'ning folks

:D

happy exchange of chocolate day
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

EEK!
That's the easter spirit!
(psimonius has EELS!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Why are you concerned?
Do you think you might start nailing people to trees?
( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

I hadn't thought of that, still...
I am rubbish at DIY. I'd make a useless Roman.
(psimonius has EELS!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

surely
easter is not about nailing folks to planks of wood, isn't it about remembering the arrival of nomadic intergalactic space bunnies and their precious chocolaty cargo?
( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

It's about making money
*makes money*

*gets arrested*
( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

FUCK YEAH

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

haha
what everyone finds in creme eggs.
(creem all over your face, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)