Ok, not strictly advertising
and apologies for the quick/dirty/get-off-chestedness of it all, but surely we should get on to Trades Descriptions about this...



I'm not sure what prompted it either...I'm concerned at my Easter Sunday wrath.
(psimonius has EELS!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

hahaha, bless her porcine munteressness.
in other news, some fucker just tried to break into my flat!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

What did you do with the body?

( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

he got away alas...i think he might have shit himself though.
I was sat having a few quiet biftas, happily getting munted, when I heard some scratching out my locks. I thought it was my missus being cack handed, so just went up and opened the door, to see this "rabbits in headlights" expression on this lad, before he bounded off. I didn't give chase, because I was as aforementioned, munted, and in my dressing gown. Not a happy bunny though.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Haha, that sounds like the stuff of great comedy sketches

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahahaha, ning you!
hurry and get on MSN, I have more pictures of my penis to send you. :)
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Cor! Thats massive!

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

5.32 megabytes?
it's not bad....*smugs*
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Haha, dont optimise baby, i likes 'em resizeable

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Christy!
I hope they are in a world of pain.
( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

WMC

( Duncoffin Flooded to here means cars go back!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Our landlord tried that the other day
I quickly ran around and bolted all the doors so he couldn't get in and somehow he didn't notice me doing it.
(thistle, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

I hope you cunted him in the fuck and dispose of the body without anyone knowing it
fucking scum damn it!!

oh, and 'ning folks

:D

happy exchange of chocolate day
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

EEK!
That's the easter spirit!
(psimonius has EELS!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

Why are you concerned?
Do you think you might start nailing people to trees?
( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

I hadn't thought of that, still...
I am rubbish at DIY. I'd make a useless Roman.
(psimonius has EELS!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

surely
easter is not about nailing folks to planks of wood, isn't it about remembering the arrival of nomadic intergalactic space bunnies and their precious chocolaty cargo?
( DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

It's about making money
*makes money*

*gets arrested*
( 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

FUCK YEAH

( the RAND corporation, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

haha
what everyone finds in creme eggs.
(creem all over your face, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)