So
true...

(Erythrocyte .................................................., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

Dum dah-rah-rahhh
*drum break* *trumpet music* dum-daaah-rah-rahh...BEEEG TRAIN...
dum-daaah-rah-rahh... *more drum* dum-daaah-rah-rahh... BEEEEIG TRAIN!
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

Good move to leave JML alone
I need their products like I need the air I breathe
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

New from JML!
The BUDGIE GLOVE!

Tired of transporting your budgie in a cage? You need the budgie glove. Its coated in a special adhesive that allows the feathers to cling to the inside of the glove!

Only 4.99 from Woolworths.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn get a real job you waster, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

New from JML!
The CHUCKFLUSH!™

tired of unwanted chickens cluttering up your garden and domestic work surfaces? Now, with our handy applicator you can safely flush them down the toilet and never have to worry again!

Astounding value at £19.99

but wait! there's more! order now and get 4 extra tubs of TrampStump with a retail value of £9.99 and never have to worry about unstumped tramps again!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

I read that
As "chucklefish", which I feel could make an entertaining product in its own right.
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

that's great!
I'll nail a chucklebass to a trophy board

and have it's laser eyes follow people around the room and laugh at them :D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)

yyyyay JML

( Hummel has a really smart arsed board sig, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)

Haha!
Never has a truer statement been embodied in 1.44kb.
Bravo!

Edit/ that's better, it actually makes sense now.
I've been using computers for about 15 years and I'm still crap at typing.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

thank you!
Hate those kb..
(Erythrocyte .................................................., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

I decided yesterday
to invent a new file format. I called it BrimpMarp with an extension .BRU and all pictures can be fitted within a filesize of just exactly 1kb the
only downside is that every image has to be a 33x42 image of Pat Sharp in the Fun House studio.
BROMSDYKE!
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

yes you can
with this great JML PootBright™ your shits have never been shinier, don't you want to be the owner of a turd that in direct sunlight can blind onlookers?

I know I do

Order now and get a free tub of PissGlow® to make your urine stand out like a shaft of golden sunshine in the middle of the night thus illuminating your path and creating a slippery footing for your followers
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

*buys twelvety shiny shits*
D'oh!!

nice.
( Mstandot wants his car to stop breaking!!!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)