yes you can
with this great JML PootBright™ your shits have never been shinier, don't you want to be the owner of a turd that in direct sunlight can blind onlookers?

I know I do

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(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)