Tesco Value Unspecific Meat
I think this is what my chicken last night used to be, it sure as hell didn't taste like chicken!


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(Captain_POISON was born on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)

The first one was good
Don't labour the point.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)

^ this

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)

i'll av it
that's cheap, that is
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)

can't go wrong for 50p

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)

but is it reclaimed? i like my meat reclaimed

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)

It is
It was orginally East London marsh land
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)

my old man said be a hammers fan,
i said fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)

May I have some RIS with that?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)

cockney eastend song becomes football chant shocker

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

Ah sorry
I can only speak English:P

I know some of the words to 'Son, you'll be a bachelor boy' though.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)

It was reclaimed from good quality local catteries.
At Tesco, they believe in supporting local produce
(Captain_POISON was born on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)

argh! it's all too specific. that's the problem
still, can't be worse than bacon misshapes...
yes, what riverghost said. it's funny, but if you did a load of these people would get bored
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)

^
Wasn't planning to do a load.. . i've had my fun!
: )
(Captain_POISON was born on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)

lol
well that's a good enough reason for me:)
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)