my old man said be a hammers fan,
i said fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt
( mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)

May I have some RIS with that?

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)

cockney eastend song becomes football chant shocker

( mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

Ah sorry
I can only speak English:P

I know some of the words to 'Son, you'll be a bachelor boy' though.
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)