I know Derren Brown
he'd kick your arse.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)

He wouldn't hypnotise it then..
..make it fall asleep?
( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)