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(Captain_POISON was born on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

hmm a bowl of sick

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

Well it's either very well preserved
or incredibly out of date!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

Hahah, trust you to spot that
*doesn't eat it*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

Are we back to that party post again?:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

From the moment I saw it I knew that my life would ever more revolve around its brilliance
Perfection has been achieved, and my life's purpose revealed

Edit: And it made me hard
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

What?
You've started walking round with a flick comb knife?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

No, I grew a penis
There is evidence ...but I wouldn't click it if I was you.
And it's NSFW ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

christ!

( mictoboy, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Yes, my son?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Ooo
nice iron:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Thanks girlfriend

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

I'm ya biach now am I?:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

TEH SANS! TEH SANS!
*dies of teh sans*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

Yeah but it's Easter
and Jebus died for our sans!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

pffft

(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

You told me it was the syphilis

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

Nah
"syphilis" was the answer your question of "what did you say was up with my Mum?"
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)