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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:27, archived)

Well,
erm.

It fits the bill of the compo, but that's put me in a paranoid mood.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:28, archived)

check your batteries!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

It is rather serious
sorry bout that matey.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

Erm
Everyone must pay attention to this! Right away!

backs away...slowly
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

yay for smoke alarms!

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:38, archived)

haha brilliant
i like it
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)

haha
that's a very effective advert
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)

but just as annoying as children ;)
f*****g things always going off at the slightest hint of toast......
( Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)

I live above a residential home and it's always going off at te slightest thing
It's annoying because I have to run downstairs and tell them it's a false alarm/I'm cooking, and they always tut and sigh, like I COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING HELP IT
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)

cook the smoke alarm
problem solved.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:35, archived)

Ladys and Ladyboys, I give you... MR. HORRIBLE
Raw genius in a fez
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:40, archived)

alas, the fez is lost
Northampton claimed it's victim. But I do have a new panama.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:42, archived)

Oh noes :(

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)

awww
I think he's rather cute .. apart from his ears!
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:31, archived)

hello!
this is your first ever post is it not? :)
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:33, archived)

darn learner plates!
yes it is, although Ive been watching in secret for a while! ;)
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:35, archived)

This is a very wise choice
B3ta is very much like the kittens we hold as our unofficial mascot, very fluffy...but has unexpected claws ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:38, archived)

Welcome :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)

welcome to the madhouse!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)