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( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)

Hahaha

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)

'ning herr ghost

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)

my head hurts
somewhere between my hair and my feet.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

*is eating sausage sandwich right now*
*is put off sausage sandwich*
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)

I'll have it

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)

Well unlike pepperani
I bet it doesn't contain GM soya!

Your sausage is most likely just hooves and lips.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)

ahem
trotters you plonker :D

actually, not necessarily pork sausages, carry on.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)

dogs don't have trotters

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

They get the trots though.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

I can relate to that.

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

Maybe he meant
old bits of Grandad and Uncle Albert?
( Afinkawan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

or
Jewish operation cast offs
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

unless they've been in the freezer
i dont think they'll be edible anymore.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

That's why you jerk them
so they last.
( Afinkawan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

pfft!
how rude.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)

heh...much response :P
you can have it dbroon, it's cold now though :(
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:26, archived)

needs more girth

( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)

What are your thoughts on slavery?

( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)

OH NEY NA NA NEYO NA, NA NA NEYO
I'M A SLAVE TO THE MUSIC
( gronkpan , a friend, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha!
But that's no longer their slogan.

The new one seems to be something like, "Peperami - surprisingly, it actually has meat in it."
( Afinkawan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:09, archived)

I used to laugh at that too.
Morning everyone - did you miss me? Or were my charms and wit happily forgotten?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)

who're you?

'ello! :D
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)

Bah!
I don't want to be your friend any more :(
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)

but we can still do the sex, can't we?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)

Well of course.
I couldn't give that up.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

I missed you
*reloads*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)

*hastily builds rampart*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

*throws spluff-grenade*
'ning. where you been?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

I've been at home with the lady
for the last week. Was her birthday on Sunday y'see.
So yeah, not been around much :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

haha
'ning!
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

'Ning to you!
Tiny golden typing hammer? Sounds interesting...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

it keeps me from having to touch the keyboard
or something
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)

Sounds reasonable
given the average hygiene level of a keyboard.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)

It was something that was conjured up ages ago
and I can't remember the direct context, but the image remains
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha
great thing to see on a monday* morning


*may as well be
( mictoboy, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)

feels like monday, tastes like monday...

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)

It's like Monday
but with noobs.
( Afinkawan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)

Oh god.
The horror :/
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)

At least it's nearer to Friday than most Mondays are.
Double weekends are the way of the future. I've always felt slightly ripped off that we only have one weekend per week. Surely a week must have 2 ends?
( Afinkawan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

True, but if it was mentioned,
they'd turn Saturday into the weekend and Sunday into the weekstart or something.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

Bastards!

( Afinkawan, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

arf!
Andrew's lost cousin?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)

Arf!

*sues pepperami*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)

hmm yummy

(picitujeromanov, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahaha
dogs lipstick, ideal in salads.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)

I always thought that was one of the most honest bits of advertising anyway
althought technically it should be "it's bits of animals"
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

nice.....

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

haha
that's rather clever
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)

ahahahaha
:)
( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)