Well unlike pepperani
I bet it doesn't contain GM soya!

Your sausage is most likely just hooves and lips.
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)

ahem
trotters you plonker :D

actually, not necessarily pork sausages, carry on.
( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:12, archived)

dogs don't have trotters

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)

They get the trots though.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

I can relate to that.

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:15, archived)

Maybe he meant
old bits of Grandad and Uncle Albert?
( Afinkawan is anyone else going to Greenbelt?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)

or
Jewish operation cast offs
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

unless they've been in the freezer
i dont think they'll be edible anymore.
( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)

That's why you jerk them
so they last.
( Afinkawan is anyone else going to Greenbelt?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)

pfft!
how rude.
( dbroon is in a world of fucking shit, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)